Fearless prediction: Spencer Pratt voters will go to jail for voter fraud
A wild amount of Spencer Pratt voters either don't know they can't vote for him for LA mayor or don't care they will be breaking the law by voting while ineligible
As you may be aware, former reality TV “star” Spencer Pratt is running for mayor of LA.
He has no chance to win. But he does have a small but loyal following who don’t care that he is unqualified, void of solutions, or has a chequered past that would torpedo any other politician’s chances.
They also don’t seem to care that voting for him, in many cases, would be illegal.
These people, you see, don’t live in the city of Los Angeles.
The city limits hear in LA are a bit complicated and one reason we started Hear in LA five years ago is some who have lived here for quite a while are not aware of the fact that there are 88 cities within the county of LA that are not under the jurisdiction of the mayor of LA.
Hear are all of the 88 cities within LA County: Agoura Hills, Alhambra, Arcadia, Artesia, Avalon, Azusa, Baldwin Park, Bell, Bell Gardens, Bellflower, Beverly Hills, Bradbury, Burbank, Calabasas, Carson, Cerritos, Claremont, Commerce, Compton, Covina, Cudahy, Culver City, Diamond Bar, Downey, Duarte, El Monte, El Segundo, Gardena, Glendale, Glendora, Hawaiian Gardens, Hawthorne, Hermosa Beach, Hidden Hills, Huntington Park, Industry, Inglewood, Irwindale, La Cañada Flintridge, La Habra Heights, La Mirada, La Puente, La Verne, Lakewood, Lancaster, Lawndale, Lomita, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Lynwood, Malibu, Manhattan Beach, Maywood, Monrovia, Montebello, Monterey Park, Norwalk, Palmdale, Palos Verdes Estates, Paramount, Pasadena, Pico Rivera, Pomona, Rancho Palos Verdes, Redondo Beach, Rolling Hills, Rolling Hills Estates, Rosemead, San Dimas, San Fernando, San Gabriel, San Marino, Santa Clarita, Santa Fe Springs, Santa Monica, Sierra Madre, Signal Hill, South El Monte, South Gate, South Pasadena, Temple City, Torrance, Vernon, Walnut, West Covina, West Hollywood, Westlake Village, and Whittier.
Within the city of Los Angeles there are over 450 neighborhoods. Those are the only ones that can vote for the Mayor of LA. Those include Arlington Heights, Atwater Village, Baldwin Hills, Beachwood Canyon, Bel Air, Benedict Canyon, Beverly Crest, Beverly Grove, Beverlywood, Boyle Heights, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Chinatown, DTLA, Eagle Rock, Echo Park, El Sereno, Elysian Park, Encino, Glassell Park, Granada Hills, Harbor Gateway, Highland Park, Historic Filipinotown, Hollywood, Koreatown, Lake Balboa, and Lakeview Terrace.
Likewise you cannot vote for Mayor if you live in unincorporated parts of LA, those include places like Rowland Heights, Altadena, Westmont, and Marina Del Rey.
What is fascinating is Pratt supporters don’t care if they aren’t allowed to vote for Mayor of LA. They are getting on Twitter claiming they will either drive to the city or fly to California and vote here anyways because “there’s no Voter ID” in our glorious state.
These geniuses think they can just roll up to a voting booth, waltz in, put a dot next to his name and laugh all the way back to Orange County or San Diego or West Virginia and all will be cool and the gang.
The truth is, these people, who all sure seem to vote for Republicans, almost always get caught for one reason or another.
Often it’s because they flag their own criminality by bragging on social media what they’ve done.
Ask 63 year-old Laura Yourex of Costa Mesa who registered her dog, Maya Jean Yourex, to vote in the 2022 primary.
Not only is voter fraud a felony, but these people’s hero, Donald Trump, cannot pardon them because these are not federal crimes. These people are trying to defraud the city and state.
When they are found guilty, they will go to jail and stay there.
Will Spencer visit them in jail?
Probably not. Their brave hero says he will leave our fair city if he is unable to beat the odds to become mayor.
But I will.
If you intentionally illegally vote for Spencer Pratt and end up in the pokey, hit me up.
I will gladly visit you and do a podcast episode from your prison.
You can tell us all how foolish you were and how you wish you had read this post before you chose the silliest path for the dumbest candidate we have had hear in LA in a generation.
